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• Have courage Pete, It could be worse.
• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
• A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
  I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
• It could be worse -- it could be raining.
• I have no mouth, and I must burp.
• The only thing have to burp is beer itself.
• Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it?
• Enjoy life; you could have been a barnacle.
• It could have happened. John Tower could have been the Defense Sec.
  and a girl named Dixie could have been named to the Joint Chiefs of Staff....