Lisa: Mom, why do _I_ have to wear a flea collar?
Marge: Oh, it's just easier this way.
-- The simple way out, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Marge: Oh, it's just easier this way.
-- The simple way out, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Related:
- Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new
newspapers over the old ones,
are you? Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find... - SLH paws at the front door]
Marge: OK, you can go out and play,
but no more you-know-what in front of the house... - Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer... - Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart... - Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down...
