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• I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
• If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax. Abraham Lincol
• I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
• I have ever loved to repose myself, whether sitting or lying, with my heels as high or higher than my head.
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• Beer doesn't wear a bra. -- Women vs. Bee
• I wish I was a fishy, I wish I was a bass, I'd climb up all the rocks and trees and slide down on my hands and knees.
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• PL/I - A bordello madam. She wears silk dresses, diamonds, furs and red high heels.
  At one time she seemed very attractive, but now she just seems overweight and tacky....