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• Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Why don't I get fresh air when I open a Window?
• Contact Why build one when you can build two for twice the price. --Seymour Hadde
• Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
  They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....
• On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
• You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
• Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.
• Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?