Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?

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  Martin...
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  Martin...
• Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
  Martin...
• In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. --
  Martin...
• Why give the person who has everything a box to keep
  it in when it already comes in its own container...
• Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
  Martin...
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
  Martin...
• Why are you looking for more knowledge when you do
  not pay attention to what you already know...
• I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing hurts.
  -- H....