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• Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• Rudnicki's Nobel Principle: Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.
• Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
  One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help....
• Men have never loved one another much, for reasons we can readily understand
  Man is not a lovable animal. -- Edward Abbey...
• One thing men can't understand about women is how well women understand men.
• A problem which can not be solved is much easier to deal with than a solution which no one can understand or agree with, so leave it alone.
• Only someone who understands something completely can explain it so no one else can understand it at all.
  -- Mazdick's First Law of Science...
• The gynecologist says, "My feet are in the stirrups, my knees are in my face, and the door is open facing me .
  .. Can we talk here? Men don't understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, is that the worst?...