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• When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil. Max Lerne
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• Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
• Two urns by Jove's high throne have ever stood,-- The source of evil one, and one of good.
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