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• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....
• Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
  I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
  [holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you? Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
  Lisa: Uh, neat. -- "Fear of Flying...
• Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Marge: [sighs dreamily] Lisa: Mom? Marge: What? What?
  Lisa: Why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?...