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  [Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way] [everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!...
• When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. -- Colson's Law
• When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
• Pro-Choice is OK, but it depends on when you choose.
• You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
• PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
  Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek....
• Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
  But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....
• The vultures are circling...they have the faces of presidential candidates and carry bowling balls in their buttered claws.
  ......
• The honeymoon is over when he says, "You CAN'T start labor now--it's my bowling night!