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• But I am here! I am Dune! -- Noah, ARK IN SPACE
• When you start to think that life is tough and you've got it hard, stop, reflect on being a deckhand on Noah's ark.
• Q. What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?
  A. Noah's Ark was made of wood; Joan of Arc was Maid of Orleans....
• Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
• Than a successive title long and dark, Drawn from the mouldy rolls of Noah's ark.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Absalom and Achitophel, Part i, Line 301...
• If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
• It wasn't raining when Noah Built the ark. -- Howard Ruff, business consulta
• I wish that Noah had swatted those two mosquitos.
• I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?