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• It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.
• Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.
• When you finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll change the questions.
• Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
  Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...
• Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
• VMS is like a Soviet railroad train. It's basically industrial-strength, but when you look at it closely, everything's a little more shabby than you might like.
  It gets the job done, but there's no grace to it....
• Life is tough, and you know that when you've got more bills in your mailbox than in your wallet.
• When you start to think that life is tough and you've got it hard, stop, reflect on being a deckhand on Noah's ark.
• You don't look so tough. -- Famous Last Word