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• You traded the Blues Mobile for a microphone? OK, I can see that. -- The Blues Brothe
• What was I to do, take away your only hope? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
  You lied to me. I didn't lie. I just bullshitted. -- The Blues Brothe...
• You guys know Minnie The Moocher? --I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mizola.
  -- The Blues Brothe...
• If you say no, my brother and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week.
  -- The Blues Brothe...
• I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
  No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.
• Shit! --What? Rollers. --No! Yeah. --Shit! -- The Blues Brothe
• I was in the store the other day and a salesperson came up to me and said, "Can I help you?
  I said, "Yea, give me what I need." She said, "I don't know what you need" I said, "You started it....