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• An Apple-a-day takes my credit card away.
• Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set.
• My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash!
• The only place I want data loss is on my credit card!
• Why doesn't any businesses want to take a MINOR credit card?
• Access to quick cash is a necessity for those spur-of-the-moment plans.
  -- from an IBM Southwest Federal Credit Union newsletter to members....
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge, know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.