Eat, Drink And Be Merry, And Tomorrow, You'll Wish You Were Dead.

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Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead. When the
credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your
wish.

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it....
Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
Don't you wish you were where you were when you were wishing you were here?
I wish you were a beer.
We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year.....

Eat, Drink And Be Merry, And Tomorrow, You'll Wish You Were Dead.

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