When Wool Sweaters Are Worn, Classroom Temperatures Are 95 Degrees Fahrenheit. -- M.

When Wool Sweaters Are Worn, Classroom Temperatures Are 95 Degrees Fahrenheit. -- M.

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When wool sweaters are worn, classroom temperatures are 95 degrees
Fahrenheit.
-- M. M. Johnston

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During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto