Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor
is a great teacher.
-- M. M. Johnston
is a great teacher.
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A.
M. M.... - If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair.
M. M.... - When slides are shown in a darkened room,
the instructor will require the students to take notes.
M. M.... - Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.
M. M.... - An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
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M. M.... - If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it.
M. M.... - When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will
not ask for it.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
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M. M.... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M....
From the same category:
- My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486
world... - A truly lazy person is never
bored... - The most interesting specimen will not be labelled.
Jones' Law of Zoos and... - And so it was, later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face,
at first just ghostly, Turned a whiter shade of pale... - Your dog finds you
repulsive...
