All Students Who Obtain A B Will Feel Cheated Out Of An A. -- M.

All Students Who Obtain A B Will Feel Cheated Out Of An A. -- M.

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All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A.
-- M. M. Johnston

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Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor is a great teacher.
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Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
When slides are shown in a darkened room, the instructor will require the students to take notes.
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All math classes begin at 8 AM; also, movies on Federal Government. -- M. M. Johnsto
During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto