During An Exam, The Pocket Calculator Battery Will Fail. -- M.
During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
-- M. M. Johnston
An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
All math classes begin at 8 AM; also, movies on Federal Government. -- M. M. Johnsto
All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A. -- M. M. Johnsto