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• When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. -- Tom Lehre
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
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• Why do we drive on "parkways" and park on "driveways"?
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England!
• Pigeonholing is interesting only for pigeons.