When my mom got really mad, she would say, "Your butt is my meat." Not a
particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, "Now, what wine goes
with that?"
-- Paula Poundstone
particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, "Now, what wine goes
with that?"
-- Paula Poundstone
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all alone in that great big head..... - ESD Eject
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the streets of heaven are lined with gold
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Robert...
