Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is
for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you
don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there
was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm
trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with
salad.
-- Homer coins a catch phrase., "Lisa the Vegetarian"
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is
for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: It's a typo.
Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you
don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there
was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm
trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with
salad.
-- Homer coins a catch phrase., "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
- Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious.
Homer: I've got the presciption for you,
another hot beef injection! Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? ... - Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad! You don't... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me,
loved me. Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get... - Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this... - Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible
father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -
and his entire family -- Homer: D'oh! Abe: -- I leave... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
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- Homer: How'd you get to be so good?
June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner]... - Bart: Watch me dive!
Lisa: Watch me dive!
Homer:
OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling... - Lisa: Hi, Dad.
I think stealing cable is wrong,
so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes... - Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be
working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's... - My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
Hans Moleman introduces himself at the Alc-Anon ...
