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• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway.
• Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Here goes nothing...
• I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*&#(@
• I'm in a bad mood. -- WinError #3
• Yes, I know it's bad for me, but nagging me about it might be bad for you.
• The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
  Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?...
• Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now...