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• My mood ring takes antidepressant drugs.
• When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
  Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark in the middle of my forehead....
• Women must be in the mood, men just in the room.
• Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden.
  They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean....
• If you see an onion ring -answer it!
• It's a Wonderful Life Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel just got his wings.
  --Henry Trave...
• Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
  -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
• In small proportions we just beauties see, And in short measures life may perfect be.
  -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Underwoods....