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• I came from a poor family. We never had meat at our house.
  And whenever I would go by a butcher's window I thought there had been a terrible accident....
• We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with. -- Redd Foxx
• Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
  If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
• Kirk: You're letting me go?! Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food.
  Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know....
• Back when I was a boy, we had to carve our own ICs out of wood!
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts." -- Steven Pearl
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....