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• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts." -- Steven Pearl
• When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.
• When I was young, we had to carve our taglines from WOOD.
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers.
  -- Steven Feine...