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• And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
• Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #34...
• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #06
• Never argue with a dragon or a SYSOP.
• Never throw a bird at a dragon.
• Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• Be firm, fly low and stay cool.... -- Duke, from Doonesbury
• Conservatives conserve ... What?