"What will we do when they come?"
"See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser."
-- CALVIN AND HOBBES
"See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser."
-- CALVIN AND HOBBES
Related:
- Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die."
Hobbes:
"Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if... - In the past, you've been a remarkably poor judge of what your Mom
cares about.
Hobbes (and... - I let my mind wander and it didn't come back."
"I figured you'd lost your mind years ago."
-
Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul... - Be careful or be roadkill.
-- Calvin,
"Calvin and... - The world bores you when you're cool."
--
Calvin &... - Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous?
Calvin and... - It's amazing! All natural laws can be reduced to one simple,
unifying equation!" "Really? What is it?" "Already... - Hobbes, I guess we learned a valuable lesson from the duplicating mess.
and that is, um...it's that, well...Okay, so we didn't... - Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any
swear words.
Calvin, Calvin and...
From the same category:
- Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female... - An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her... - I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Prepare to be assim- assim-
absorbed... - TRIANGLE
Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form,
begins to get very boring after only a short time... - I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
Woody...
