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• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
  -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• C'mon, Hobbes, if you lend me a buck I'll buy you a comic book." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?
  Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. -- Calvin and Hobbe...