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• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• The living dead don't NEED to solve word problems. -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous? -- Calvin and Hobbe
• My_ side of the woods abounds in natural scenic splendor.
  _Your_ side wallows in decay and filth. My territory is infinitely superior to yours....
• What will we do when they come?" "See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser.
  -- CALVIN AND HOBBES...
• My life needs a rewind/erase button. -- _Calvin and Hobbes_
• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
  -- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
• But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the _old_ gods!
  He demands sacrifice!" -- Calvin & Hobbe...