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• Today for show and tell I've brought a tiny marvel of nature
  a single snowflake. I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water, just like every other one, when you bring it in the classroom....
• Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project.
  And I forgot to ask for any money. Well, live and learn....
• So will you go out with me? Please say `Oui'.
  -- Homer to Marge after a French lesson, "The Way We Wa...
• I told the truth Lord! How can I learn any moral lesson if you keep confusing me like this.
  -- Philipe The Mouse, "Ladyhawke...
• Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
  In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me?...
• The hamster has learned a valuable lesson: beware the hand of man.
  -- Lisa's science project, "Duffle...
• I was no hero, but an undisciplined, opinionated, loud-mouthed young man who was far out of his league.
  It was a great and painful lesson, and I learned it well....
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...