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• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
• Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
  Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran....
• Your mother codes in BASIC!
• Your Mother is a Ferrengi Ho!
• May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.