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• My software can beat up your software.
• What's all wrinkled and hangs out your underwear? Your mother.
• My computer isn't that nervous, it's just a bit ANSI.
• Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
  Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
• ALL CSH USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== Set the variable $
  LOSERS to all the people that you think are losers....
• You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its call
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....