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• Mom's Law: When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
• When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
  -- Mom's Law...
• Have you ever considered a career in the Church? No.
  ..I could never get used to the underwear. -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Be ever vigilant, keep your bodies clean and pure, and you will have a strength that is heaven-sent.
  -- Gene Hansen, Miss. Committee...
• Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots, or just five?
  Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself....
• What an accident! I had the right of way, but he had the truck!
• You may have the right to go from the traffic signal, but if they other driver is in a Peterbuilt truck, it may be judicious not to press your right too far.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio...