If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear. You're
driving a truck--right into another truck. Now comes your mother to the
hospital: "Did he have clean underwear?" "Yes, we found it in the glove
compartment."
-- Bill Cosby
driving a truck--right into another truck. Now comes your mother to the
hospital: "Did he have clean underwear?" "Yes, we found it in the glove
compartment."
-- Bill Cosby
Related:
- Mom's Law:
When they finally do have to take you to the
hospital,
your underwear won't be clean or new... - When they finally do have to take you to the hospital,
your underwear won't be clean or new. -- Mom's... - Have you ever considered a career in the Church?
No.
I could never get used to the underwear. -- The Bishop... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Be ever vigilant, keep your bodies clean and pure, and you will have a
strength that is heaven-sent.
Gene Hansen, Miss.... - Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots,
or just five?" Well, in all this excitement, I clean... - What an accident! I had the right of way,
but he had the truck... - You may have the right to go from the traffic signal,
but if they other driver is in a Peterbuilt truck... - Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -
and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally...
