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• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
  Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• I came down from Jacksonville on a train that was the slowest train I'd ever been on.
  I said to the conductor, "Can't you run any faster?...
• If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
  -- Richard Bach, "Illusio...
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...
• I had a brand-new Mercury. I loaned it to my brother last week.
  I said, "Treat it as if it was your own." He sold it. -- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...