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• Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.
• What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
• What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.
  A more sententious, holding- forth old bore who expected every hero-worshiping adenoidal little twerp of a student-poet to hang on to his every word I never saw....
• SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
• Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH...
• Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
• Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
  A: A howdah duty....