Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles'
secret underground hideaway. I'm afraid we're all out just now
on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering
machine messages, but if you know what The Shredder has done to
April O'Neill, or if you know where he is, or if you can think
of a decent pizza recipe, just leave your name and number and
we'll ring you right back. But don't say anything yet! Enemy
agents may be listening. When the computer has checked they're
not eavesdropping, it will make a bleeping noise and you can
speak freely.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
secret underground hideaway. I'm afraid we're all out just now
on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering
machine messages, but if you know what The Shredder has done to
April O'Neill, or if you know where he is, or if you can think
of a decent pizza recipe, just leave your name and number and
we'll ring you right back. But don't say anything yet! Enemy
agents may be listening. When the computer has checked they're
not eavesdropping, it will make a bleeping noise and you can
speak freely.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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- Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY!
They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's... - You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now,
but if you leave your name and number, someone will... - This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your
you-know-what you-know-when.
Answering machine madness -... - Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi,
you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.)... - Comrades! Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn
that your unit has re-established communications.
The entire staff is currently busy discussing forthcoming... - Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are,
er... busy servicing customers, so at the sound of... - Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just... - You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up
right now,
so if you leave a name, number, a list of transgressions... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all...
