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You Don't Need A License To Live With A Beer.
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You don't need a license to live with a Beer.
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If they don't want us to drink and drive, we shouldn't need a driver's license to buy beer.
A beer in need is a beer indeed.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Whadda ya mean I need a license to do that??!
Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
Women CAN live on beer alone.
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
