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• Around here we do =precision= guess work!
• The worst beer around is WinBooze.
• Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
  We hardly ever have weather this bad....
• We make so much sense around here it's frightening!
• The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
• Bart: Chapter 8; Let's talk zombies. If a zombie bites you, you'll become a zombie.
  You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken....
• Life! we 've been long together Through pleasant and through cloudy weathe
  'T is hard to part when friends are dear,-- Perhaps 't will cost a sigh, a tea...
• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• Bart: Somehow I gotta convince her I'm a good person!
  All right, I have to sit here and behave no matter what....