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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city.
  Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage?...
• For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin -- real life.
  But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
• O Life! how pleasant is thy morning, Young Fancy's rays the hills adorning!
  Cold-pausing Caution's lesson scorning, We frisk away, Like schoolboys at th' expected warning, To joy and play....
• Woman 1: [to Woman 2] This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn't stick together.
  Woman 2: Hey: friends _stick_ together. Woman 3...
• Life is hard with an extended alphabet... [SIGH]
• Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.