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• Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Are we thinking here, or is this just so much pointing and clicking? -- The New Yorke
• We are interested in artificial intelligence because there is so much less of the natural kind around there days.
• Around here we do =precision= guess work!
• If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I don't make much sense because the rest of the world doesn't either.
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• This makes sense. This over here, this does not make sense. That's why I called it algebra.
• If God didn't have a sense of humor, we wouln't be here.