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• We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated.
• Shop sign: We buy anything saleable.
• Tyre shop sign: "We skid you no
• We are perfect, but the code is terrible. -- Microsoft Software Develope
• You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
  That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....
• We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
• We now have kricket krap! -- Sign at a garden shop
• Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!