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• What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair.
  Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
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  Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
• Homer: All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?
  Smithers: [reading to Burns] So Ziggy goes to the repair shop, there's a sign on the doorbell reading `out of order'....