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• No muff's too tough. We dive at five.
• Shop sign: We buy anything saleable.
• Tyre shop sign: "We skid you no
• Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away. -- Sign on Antique Shop
• We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
• We now have kricket krap! -- Sign at a garden shop
• Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS. YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED.
• dreams of a penniless Ned] Ooh! [dreams of Ned shutting down his "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop" with a `Going out of business' sign] Heh heh heh heh.
  [dreams of a grave with the tombstone, "RIP Ned Flanders'] Eh, too far....
• NUDE COLORATURA -- muff diva.