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• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• The stop sign which caused this action appeared there recently and was new to me.
  It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield....
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Grey! Did I hear you say grey?" "Light black. From pole to pole.
• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere before it appeared
  and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it....