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• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
  -- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
  ..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• I dunno...I'll have to think about it...I've thought about it.
  It's a brilliant plan. -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on wedding presents.
  Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery and piles of glittering ornaments) Mmm?...
• Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...