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• Baby Sitters: Girls you hired to watch your TV!
• If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself. Haitian proverb
• Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
  Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
• Lawyers and hookers -- both hired to get their clients off.
• Anything you say, Baby.
• You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. -- Camillo di Cavour (1810-1861)