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• We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
• A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
• Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
• How many baby sitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, They don't make Pampers small enough....
• Watch less TV.
• Lisa: [as a baby, taking her first steps] Marge: [o.
  .] Look, Homer! Lisa's taking her first steps! Home...
• Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
  Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild....
• A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set while your kids cry themselves to sleep.
• Watch your step! You are beginning to act competent.