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• If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both get rich.
• We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• Our wrangling lawyers... are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their clients' causes hereafter,--some of them in hell.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
• I just hired him and he's already off on a case! What a brown-noser!
• TRAGEDY: A busload of lawyers driving off a cliff with three empty seats.
• Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers!
• Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers.
• Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!