Lawyers And Hookers -- Both Hired To Get Their Clients Off.
Lawyers and hookers -- both hired to get their clients off.
If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both get rich.
We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
Our wrangling lawyers... are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their clients' causes hereafter,--some of them in hell.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
I just hired him and he's already off on a case! What a brown-noser!
TRAGEDY: A busload of lawyers driving off a cliff with three empty seats.
Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers!
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!