Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
- Snakes have no arms, thats why they don't wear vests.
- Casual sex is the best because you don't have to wear a tie. -- John Mendoza
- Girls who wear glasses have lots & lots of energy! -- Al on Quantum Leap
- If a faith healer has to have false teeth, wear glasses and use a hearing aid, well, so much for Oral Roberts!
- I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
- The good thing about prison is that you never have to wonder what to wear. -- Carol Siskind
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twai
- Have you been treated well, Lieutenant?
Fine Captain, but they're showing some signs of wear.
-- Yar and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...