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• Raiders of the Lost Ark Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes? --Harrison Ford
• Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.
• Thats why I was running the debugger, I didn't want it to crash. -- Aaron Wohl
• QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean the snakes have gone away.
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
• Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
• The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow subject races to possess arms.
  .. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so....
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...